To which I nearly always sheepishly respond, "Uh. No. I don't have time to make dresses for myself."
The second question thrown at me is generally, "Where'd you learn to sew?"
At which point I am forced to admit, "Oh, you know. Here and there. And in my basement."
Now, the third question is almost always "How long does it take you to make a dress?"
Well, kids, with regard to this little gem I will unabashedly answer "About three years and some change."
Enjoy, Kirsten. I'll work on a list of things you can hide in those "secret" pockets. Number one is obviously a kitten.